Xiroach OS "Start Menu" Organic Heavyweight Tee
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460,00 kr
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Critical system error override by Xeuqra Records. High-fidelity hardware release featuring a fully customized retro Web 1.0 desktop "Start Menu" interface. Packed with internal tracking directories, Easter eggs, and anti-corporate system protocols.
System Specifications:
• Hardware: 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Density: Heavyweight 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²) for structural rigidity
• Form Factor: Modern oversized fit with a wide high-neck collar
• Rendering: High-resolution direct-to-garment screenshot matrix
• Eco-rating: Fully organic sustainable core component
status: 100% authentic core signal. ready to deploy.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Xeuqra and Xeuqra ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at contact@xeuqra.com. You can also write to us at Griboedova str., house 9, Surgut, Khanty-Mansiyskiy AO - Yugra, 628414, Russia
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Xiroach OS "Start Menu" Organic Heavyweight Tee
460,00 kr
Critical system error override by Xeuqra Records. High-fidelity hardware release featuring a fully customized retro Web 1.0 desktop "Start Menu" interface. Packed with internal tracking directories, Easter eggs, and anti-corporate system protocols.
System Specifications:
• Hardware: 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Density: Heavyweight 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²) for structural rigidity
• Form Factor: Modern oversized fit with a wide high-neck collar
• Rendering: High-resolution direct-to-garment screenshot matrix
• Eco-rating: Fully organic sustainable core component
status: 100% authentic core signal. ready to deploy.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Xeuqra and Xeuqra ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at contact@xeuqra.com. You can also write to us at Griboedova str., house 9, Surgut, Khanty-Mansiyskiy AO - Yugra, 628414, Russia
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
| M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
| L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
| XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
| 2XL | 82.5 | 26 | 55 |